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Soon stinking cute!

Fri, 11 May 2012 13:04:24 -0400

Soon stinking cute!

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Wed, 09 May 2012 20:01:32 -0400

theclearlydope: Wednesday May 9, 2012.

Wed, 09 May 2012 19:58:03 -0400

theclearlydope:

Wednesday May 9, 2012.

theclearlydope: That’s probably best.

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 22:40:04 -0400

theclearlydope:

That’s probably best.

theclearlydope: This was always my favorite fatality in Mortal...

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 22:35:24 -0400

theclearlydope:

This was always my favorite fatality in Mortal Kombat.

yourheartisblackasnight: LYFE Omg my childhood exactly

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 22:02:17 -0400

yourheartisblackasnight:

LYFE

Omg my childhood exactly

kateoplis: The Insane Economics of Not Legalizing Marijuana

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 21:58:22 -0400

kateoplis:

The Insane Economics of Not Legalizing Marijuana

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Tue, 10 Apr 2012 21:52:15 -0400

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Tue, 10 Apr 2012 21:42:07 -0400

theclearlydope: RICK SANTORUM IS DROPPING OUT OF THE...

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 21:39:09 -0400

theclearlydope:

RICK SANTORUM IS DROPPING OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE!!!

Our porno is safe for another day!

"Simpsons" creator Matt Groening: Springfield named after Oregon

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 21:38:07 -0400

"Simpsons" creator Matt Groening: Springfield named after Oregon:

chels:

Knowing that Groening is from Portland, this always seemed obvious to me. Also, because Springfield, Oregon is kind of a dreary place that seemed to fit the show. But this article also reveals that the entire Simpson family, except Bart, is named after Groening’s actual family. His father’s name was Homer, his mom was Margaret, his sisters were Lisa and Maggie. He grew up on Evergreen Terrace - the street the Simpsons live on - and he even named the bullies at school after his own terrible classmates. Talk about catharsis. Somehow all of this makes me like The Simpsons more.

yourheartisblackasnight: LYFE My childhood

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:22:29 -0500

yourheartisblackasnight:

LYFE

My childhood

theclearlydope: Get off the slide Donnie and eat this Happy...

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:22:08 -0500

theclearlydope:

Get off the slide Donnie and eat this Happy Meal.

Future Timelines

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:56:45 -0500

Future Timelines:

chels:

(via petervidani)

future-timelines:

The Wiki

2035 - A research group in Wales create bacteria in the lab that form crystals which resonate with radio frequency.

2041 - The same group demonstrates that they can modify a percentage of the glia in a mouse brain to resonate with RF, opening up the possibility for biological radio receivers. These glia are dubbed “radiocytes”

2043 - Examining data, the researchers find proof that the mice can respond to RF as a sensory stimulus.

2047 - Transgenic mice pass genes for creating radiocytes on to offspring.

2059 - Researchers in India announce that they have a “grammar” of radio signals that mouse brains interpret as information. At the same time they show that these signals are only perceived by the areas of the brain nearest the radio receivers.

2060 - Radio transmitters are implanted in some of the mice. Within 1 week, the implanted mice are communicating with each other using the grammar discovered by the Indian team.

2112 - The first humans to be born with radiocytes enter school.

2128 - The Wiki, a human exomemory, is born when a radiocytotic teenager discovers how to store and encode knowledge in an external repository.

2131 - Radiocytotic people connected to the Wiki begin spontaneously sleeping only 3 hours a night. It is found that the presence of unlimited external storage radically improves the brain’s ability to reorganize and consolidate, reducing the need for sleep.

2201 - 98% of humanity alive has either been born with radiocytes or has had them implanted through stem cell therapy. Electronic devices can be controlled by a thought. Experience, perception, and emotion can now be encoded in The Wiki as humanity refines its new abilities. No-one remembers what it’s like to not have the sum-total of humanity’s knowledge on hand.

Following.

This might be the greatest text-only Tumblr I’ve ever read.

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Mon, 23 Jan 2012 22:19:55 -0500

theclearlydope: For the last three months I’ve awakened with...

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 20:28:22 -0500

theclearlydope:

For the last three months I’ve awakened with the goal of finding a photo of a duck and cat in a serious business discussion.

“May your hats fly as high as your dreams.” - Michael Scott

theclearlydope: Gotcha nose game or cutting off her air...

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 20:27:41 -0500

theclearlydope:

Gotcha nose game or cutting off her air supply?

newsweek:

thefrisky:

Newt Gingrich Plays “Gotcha!” With An Old Lady - The Frisky

Newt Gingrich holding an older woman’s nose.

chels: Step 1: Set up eight fans in a circle. Step 2: Toss a...

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 20:19:50 -0500

chels:

Step 1: Set up eight fans in a circle.

Step 2: Toss a piece of silk into the middle.

Step 3: Zen out for a while.

kateoplis: Robert Polidori Ummm badass

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 20:14:14 -0500

kateoplis:

Robert Polidori

Ummm badass

theclearlydope: This will be my favorite part of The...

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 20:13:39 -0500

theclearlydope:

This will be my favorite part of The Avengers.

bunnyfood:

I didn’t know Captain America had a corgi